That stands for “Kick the Can Down the Road,” today’s most popular approach to political problems impossible to solve with measures acceptable to a majority of voters. The origin of the phrase is obscure but it may relate to the game of hide-and-seek, where someone kicking the can freed all prisoners and started the game over. Today’s political meaning is that opposing sides can both take credit for seeming to have settled a dispute, while in reality merely agreeing to nothing more than to resume negotiations later. New game. Back to Step One.
Current examples abound : Israel–Palestine negotiations, China–Hong Kong relations, the status of Taiwan, Obamacare, gun-control, global warming, tax reform, women’s rights, abortion, and evolution versus creationism in our schools, to cite a few. The discussions drag on, all the familiar talking points are dusted off and polished up and aired out, we become red-faced and exasperated, no opinions are changed, and we agree to kick the can down the road.
What seems to be common to all these bitter disputes? They pit supporters of change against defenders of the status quo. Progressives versus Conservatives, if you prefer. Those who fight for change predict eventual success because they are “on the right side of history,” and counsel patience. Those who prefer to leave things they way they are filibuster and drag their feet and cite their obstructionism as victory, believing that in the end the reformers will run out of energy and nothing will change. Stalemate. Meanwhile, the world somehow continues to function. A tough decision has once more been postponed. Progressives tend to see this as impending catastrophe; conservatives see it as catastrophe averted.
Political scientists tend to see it as just the way politics has always worked. Some of them, at least, see stalemate as preferable to open confrontation. Confrontation, in the form of an “up or down” voting decision, produces only gloating winners and sore losers and resentment, they say, while procrastination preserves everyone’s pride, at least a façade of diplomatic or legislative dignity, and the hope of eventually finding a formula for accommodation — sometime in the future — “down the road”.
Let’s take just one really sticky example : the Israeli occupation of Palestine : Would the imposition of a two-state division, under the supervision, say, of the UN and enforced by an international military force really solve the problem or would it merely drive ancient hatreds underground and give rise to insurgencies on both sides? Would Shas give up its interpretation of the Torah because some international diplomat told them to cool it? Would Hamas relinquish its vision of driving all Jews back into the sea because Mahmoud Abbas agreed to recognize Israel as a Jewish state? Both Israelis and Palestinians are dying from bullets and rockets and bombs in a today’s low-level war of attrition, (the Palestinians, to be sure, in far greater numbers.) but wouldn’t those numbers be much higher if a settlement were imposed by outsiders? Isn’t it to everyone’s benefit to keep the loss of life and property as low as possible by kicking the can down the road with every new peace summit? Best Mahmoud Abbas and Bibi Netanyahu play to their constituencies and let thousands of Palestinians and hundreds of Israelis get on with their daily lives, as G-d and Allah (were they asked) would surely want them to do. The futures of everyone’s children are worth far more than the drawing of surveyors’ lines in the desert sands.
Similarly, America’s Republicans and Democrats will surely sicken and die as their leaders bicker over who gets what share of the health-care dollar, and liberals and conservatives will blame each other for the impasse, but even in stalemate some minor progress has already been achieved. If Obama had insisted on an all-or-nothing win (as Clinton did) and been convincingly defeated (as Clinton was), or if the Koch Brothers had insisted on no change at all and provoked bloody demonstrations (abortion providers have already been shot, remember), we would be worse off as a nation. We are talking about our children. By taking what was available and giving up what wasn’t Obama and Boehner agreed to kick the can down the road, both earning themselves reputations in their own constituencies as wimps. That’s not a win for either side, but it’s surely a win for millions of newly insured people. The issue will be back. The road is not straight.
Women, in spite of their unfair and possibly unwished-for monopoly on the biology of procreation, will presumably eventually see a decision on whether they are to continue being second-class citizens or will become full partners in helping to solve the world’s problems. What would be accomplished by extermination of the Taliban? Closing girls’ schools and denying women access to courts cannot forever survive in a part of the world where men refuse to face their responsibilities to educate themselves so as to be able to govern effectively. Trying to get it done from outside the Ummah on an accelerated schedule has so far produced only worse misogyny and misery. Kicking the problem down the road has at least the potential for the non-zealot population in Muslim countries to express its own disapproval and initiate its own reforms, without the intervention of Western bombs and drones. Kicking the can down the road would also have the advantage of putting an end to the creation new militant insurgents with every newly destroyed village in Afghanistan.
On the other hand there are controversies that come with deadlines that won’t permit the can to be kicked down the road any further without serious consequences. KCDR is not a panacea.
As an example, take climate change. The concept of a tipping point is in direct contradiction to the premise of KCDR. There comes a time when the can may no longer be kicked without irreversible consequences. If someone doesn’t make a decision and take action by a definable deadline, the results become predictable and frightening. Either the gods must be relied on to come to the planet’s rescue, or the inhabitants of the planet will have to take matters into their own hands. Either way, the decision must be made now, before the tipping point is reached. Procrastination is not an option.
So there are certain cans that cannot safely be kicked. They are booby-trapped. It has been said that a sizeable asteroid headed our way would serve to unite us more effectively than all the speeches of all the great political thinkers who have ever lived. Non-partisan techies would suddenly have to be put in charge, and the crazies could go up on their mountain tops and pray to their hearts’ content. Many members of our Congress and the Duma and the Chinese National Peoples’ Congress could go up there with them. The problem would concern not only our great grandchildren, but it would also inescapably include us as well. Kicking the can down the road would not be a viable option.
If that were to happen, and the engineers were to succeed, and the planet were to be saved, would we have learned some kind of lesson? What would the lesson be? What do you think?
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