(To be sung a capella by all at the start of each of Trump’s future Cabinet Meetings)

We gather together to ask Donald’s blessing;

As he fires off his tweets to make his will known;

May his critics be silenced and cease from distressing;

Sing praise to his name, as he praises his own.

Beside us to guide us, Dear Donald, e’er onward,

Ordaining, maintaining the sacred Trump brand;

So from the beginning, your deals ever winning;

You, Donald, our hero, all glory be thine!

We all do extol thee, head of our nation,

And pray that you ever our patron will be;

May never thy servants face investigation;

Thy name be e’er praised. Just make us tax free.

[With apologies to Adrianus Valerius, the Dutch author of the original hymn, and trusting that the legal profession will by now have allowed the 1597 copyright to expire.]