Our Savior who art in Office,

Donald be thy name,

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done,

On earth as it is on Twitter.

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Book us this day a hotel bed

And forgive us our debts,

As we have forgiven yours,

In all your bankruptcies.

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Lead us not into retaliation

And deliver us from Bernie,

For thine is the Brand,

The power and the glory,

At least till 2020.

Amen.